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« Thread Started on Mar 13, 2003, 7:21pm » | ![[Quote]](http://s1.images.proboards.com/buttons/quote.gif) |
*Four people walk up to a TV screen, one popping in disk one of Final Fantasy 8*
Squirrel Assasin (now to be referred to as SA): So, this is the thing eh?
Ice Water (now to be referred to as IW): yup. My copy of Final Fantasy VIII...some of my best twenty dollars ever spent...
SA:*rolls eyes*riiiight...
FirebirdMage (now to be referred as FM): Fire that sucker up! Lets get started finally!
IW: but i was just getting to the good part in Final Fantasy Tactics...;_;
FM: Whatever...fire it up!
Olan: Meh...whatever
IW: stop talking like Squall
Olan:whatever...
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| | Re: The Final Fantasy 8 MST
« Reply #1 on Mar 13, 2003, 7:23pm » | |
SA: I heard it sucked some major ass...even if the stupid thing is still more known than its greater predecessor, FF7-1.
IW: Communists will do that to people.
SA: ...Communists?
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« Reply #3 on Mar 13, 2003, 7:31pm » | |
*pops open the top of the PS1, puts in disc one of Final Fantasy 8, then hits the power button*
FM: Uh, IW, you have to close the top...
IW: oh...*closes the top, and watches the Squaresoft logo come onto the 20 inch TV*
Olan: do we get surround sound?!!
IW: this isn't that TV....
Olan: SCREW THIS!! *takes the PS1 out of the TV, throws the TV out the window, and brings in a 50" High Definition TV with surround sound*
Everyone:0.0
Olan: this will do quite nicely...now start the game...
*Ice Water hooks the PS1 up to the big screen, and gets electric shock cause he didn't turn off the PS1*
IW:ow...someone else play first...
SA: I can't believe we have to waste about 40 hours on this couch...
Olan: don't worry...i hooked up a Gameshark so we don't have to fight random battles or boss battles
FM: won't that ruin the game though?
Olan: nope. I entered the invincibility code, and everyone can use Bahamut!
FM: well...that helps...but what's the use of Bahamut if we can't fight?
Olan: cause he's friggin' cool!
FM:oh...*starts the game up*
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| | Re: The Final Fantasy 8 MST
« Reply #4 on Mar 13, 2003, 7:39pm » | |
*We begin this game by watching the introduction movie of Squall and
Seifer gunblade fighting. Squall got a scar and is bleeding. He gave
Seifer a scar as well. After that, the Final Fantasy VIII title screen
appeared. Now we are in the Infirmary of Balamb Garden. Squall woke up.*
*Dr. Kadowaki: How are you feeling?*
SA: *as squall* Fine, except of course...you see this little scar right here? And that little hole that's in the middle of it? THAT WAS WHERE MY EYE USED TO BE YOU IDGIT!!
*Squall: Ok...*
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| | Re: The Final Fantasy 8 MST
« Reply #5 on Mar 13, 2003, 7:50pm » | |
Dr. Kadowaki: Take it easy next time, you hear? Looks like your eyes
are focusing. You should be fine. Say your name for me.
Squall: Squall.
IW:What? you can't look on the student ID card on his chest?
Squall Leonhart is the main character of the game. He is 17, has short
brown hair, a scar on his forehead, black jacket, gloves, white shirt,
necklace, black pants and black boots. He uses a gunblade.
Dr. Kadowaki: Why don't you take it easy in training? Next time you
might not be so lucky.
Squall: Tell that to Seifer.
FM:*as Doc*I'm not your friggin' message girl! go tell him yourself ya lazy bum!
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| | Re: The Final Fantasy 8 MST
« Reply #6 on Mar 13, 2003, 7:52pm » | |
SA *As squall*: Oh, and doc...I ONLY HAVE ONE FRIGGIN' EYE! *points accusingly.*
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| | Re: The Final Fantasy 8 MST
« Reply #7 on Mar 13, 2003, 7:58pm » | |
IW:*as doc* Quit whining to me and get an eye patch already! What do i look like? A friggin' Glass eye dealer?
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« Reply #8 on Mar 13, 2003, 8:01pm » | |
A woman came and looked at Squall in bed.
Ellone: Squall...so we meet again.
We watch a movie of Quistis, wearing glasses, coming in to see Squall. After the movie her glasses disappear.
Quistis: I knew it'd be either you or Seifer! Come on, let's go.
Today's the field exam.
Olan, pretending to be Squall:Where the hell did your glasses go?!
Quistis:No idea, but from the look of your eyes, you need glasses.
Olan:Don't you mean look of his one eye?!
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| | Re: The Final Fantasy 8 MST
« Reply #9 on Mar 13, 2003, 8:04pm » | |
SA: *as squall*: Well...YES! Now get me a new eye, peon!
*Dr. Kadowaki: That Seifer... Won't listen to anyone. Why don't you ignore
him?*
SA:*as squall*: I wasn't aware we changed the subject, Dr. Mynamedoesn'tmakesense!
*Squall: I can't just run away.*
*Dr. Kadowaki: You wanna be cool, huh? Well, don't get hurt in the
process.*-
SA*as squall*: Then get me the strongest weapons in the game. NOW.
-*Let's see, your instructor is... Quistis!*-
SA*as squall*: Oh, great, another fruit...
I-*'ll call her now.
Just wait here a minute.*-
SA*as squall*: NO!!! NEVER!!
-*(calling Quistis) Quistis? Come get your
student. Yes, yes. His injury's not serious. It'll probably leave a
scar.*
SA*as squall*: I didn't know losing an eye would only leave a SCAR.
-*......Right. Now please come by.*
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| | Re: The Final Fantasy 8 MST
« Reply #10 on Mar 16, 2003, 9:33pm » | |
While Squall and Quistis is on their way to the classroom...
Quistis: Squall. Is there something on your mind?
Squall: ...Not really.
IW as squall: Except for the fact that i need to know where to get a glass eye now...
Quistis: ...Not really. Hahaha!
Squall: What's so funny?
IW: OOK...she's stoned...
Quistis: Funny? No, no, it's not that! I'm just happy. I feel like I'm
beginning to understand my student a little. That's all.
Squall: I'm more complex than you think.
IW: Man, she's really trying to get into his pants..
Quistis: Then tell me. Tell me more about yourself.
Squall: It's none of your...
Quistis: ...Business!
FM as squall: Quit copying me you damn mimic!
We watch a movie of the view of Balamb Garden. Later in the study hall...
SA: What's next? A movie of Squall finding a quarter?
Quistis: Good morning, class. Let's start with today's schedule. There
seem to have been some rumors flying around since yesterday... Yes, the
field exam for SeeD candidates will begin later this afternoon. Those
not participating and those who failed last week's written test are to
remain here in study hall. Field exam participants will have free time
until the exam. Just be sure you're in top condition. Meet in hall at
1600 hours. I'll announce the team assignments there. Any questions?
IW: Where do we get the free food?
(to Seifer) Oh, and Seifer! Do NOT injure your partner while training.
Be careful from now on.
Seifer threw a fit.
IW as seifer: Whatevah whatevah! i do what I want!
Quistis: Field exam participants, I will see you all later. (to Squall)
And Squall, I need to talk to you.
IW: She wants to give him some 'extra credit'! OMG!!!
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| | Re: The Final Fantasy 8 MST
« Reply #11 on Mar 17, 2003, 5:06am » | |
FbM: Since when did Seifer start throwing fits?
Kai: (as Seifer) I can do what I want you cna't tell me what to do! *Smacks fist against desk* (as himself)Ouchies!
FbM: *sighs* Moron.
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I'm part mythical creature and part black mage what does that make me?
Kai: A Nightmarian.
Oh yeah...That doesn't explain the cat ears though. |
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| | Re: The Final Fantasy 8 MST
« Reply #12 on Mar 23, 2003, 8:16pm » | |
Squall talks to Quistis.
Quistis: You haven't been to the [Fire Cavern] yet have you? You won't
be able to take part in today's SeeD exam if you don't pass this
prerequisite.
IW: What's with the []'s?
Squall: (...I was gonna go this morning, but Seifer...)
IW: Now now, don't blame the crack addict...
Quistis: Hm? Do you have a good excuse?
Squall: ...Not really.
IW: Besides the fact that crack addicts are mean
Quistis: Then let's get going. If you're not too confident yet, you can
review your studies at the [study panel]. I'll be waiting at the [front
gate], so come down when you're ready. You can access the [study panel]
from [your seat].
IW: And i'm going to wait by the [bar containing alcohol] and drink some sweet [jack daniels] and eat some [pretzils] while you diddlefart around.
Quistis left. Squall goes to his study seat and gets two Guardian
Forces Quezacotl and Shiva. Squall gets out, then...
IW: since when did summons stay in the computer? this ain't pokemon...
Selphie: I'm late, I'm late, I'm LATE!!! (bumped into Squall) Waaah!
Squall: Are you ok?
IW as Selphie: no way! i just cracked my butt on the ground after running into you!
Selphie: There. Tee-hee, I'm fine. Sorry I was kinda in a hurry. Oh
yeah! Hey, did you just come from that class? Is...... homeroom over?
Squall nodded "yes".
Selphie: Woo...Oh, nooo... This place is soooo much bigger than my last
Garden! Oh, hey, hey. I just transferred here. Do you think you could
give me a tour of this Garden?
IW as squall: give me 50 dollars!
Squall: Don't have the time.
Selphie: Oh, bummer. That's too bad. Well, see ya.
IW: loser!
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| | Re: The Final Fantasy 8 MST
« Reply #13 on Mar 24, 2003, 5:04am » | |
FM: Not the Crack addict!
Kai: Just wait until...
FM: *Smacks Kai upside the head*
Kai:*rubs head* shouldn't you be making fun of the game not hitting me!
FM: Nothing's coming to me until you know who comes up.
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I'm part mythical creature and part black mage what does that make me?
Kai: A Nightmarian.
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